As stated in the past, we get lots of e-mail here at The Comics Ninja. Most of the e-mails contains good stuff like cosplay photos, comments on postings and even expressions of love for the Ninja himself but then there are the annoying e-mails such as the one below so of course we must share it along with our response.
are not interested and get back to me if you are interested for details as regards to the
transfer of $24,500,000 to you. this money initially belongs to a client who died and had no
next of kin in his account-opening package. in other to achieve this, I shall require your full
name, and telephone number to reach you.Most importantly, a confirmation of acceptance from you after which I shall furnish you with the full details of this transaction. Reply via this email only: email@example.com
Mr Wang Shu
On Mon, Aug 25, 2011 at 5:36 PM, <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
Thank you for sending The Comics Ninja your top secret proposal. We are all ninjas here in the lair so obviously your secret is safe with us and we understand completely why you chose us as your confidants. On another note, if you hear any snickering in the background please ignore it as not all of the ninjas here in the lair are as mature as me and, as proof, I don’t find the fact that you are named after a man’s prick funny at all.
Now, back to the issue at hand. What luck that I was selected out of all of the people in the whole world to receive your client’s $24,500,000.00. And, thank goodness the only requirement to obtain this bitching sum was to be unrelated to your client. You were right in identifying The Ninja, I believe I am unrelated to Mr. Bin Laden, Colonel Gaddafi or whoever your client may be. Furthermore, I’m sure glad you weren’t interested in the money yourself since it would appear that you would also meet the stringent requirements you outlined in your e-mail; probably just pocket change for a high flying cat like yourself.
Finally, I would love to meet you in person since I feel that a phone call would be much to impersonal considering how generous you have been by bestowing this gift upon me. I know a charming cafe in downtown East St. Louis where we would be perfectly safe in exchanging several briefcases full of cash. Please send me your cell phone number so that we can set up the meeting as soon as possible.
The Comics Ninja
P.S. In my excitement over my new found riches I have already been perusing the Sears catalog and picked out the smoking hot katana pictured below as my first purchase. Please respond as soon as possible, I can barely contain myself.
P.S.S. Is the lack of capitalization or at times puncuation in your e-mail a code of some sort? If so, I’m down with it, Brother Wang. Please send me the decoder ring so that we can be on the same page.