Sep 062010
 

This picture, just in from Ninja Troy in Colorado, made me sit back and think.  What do your underoos say about you?  Which pair below would  you pick?

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Now personally, the Ninja is a Spider-man guy but in this instance, that spider on the front of the roos somehow just screams crabs.  On the flip side, the Captain America shield let’s the ladies know you’re “safe” but who wants safe when someone is close enough to see your skivvies? 

Then there’s Flash’s lightening bolt.  What does this imply?  Thirty second man, ten seconds?  Flash on my pants, no thank you.  Basically, by process of elimination that leaves us with good old Superman.  Sure having a statement like “Man of Steel” on your underwear leaves you with a lot to live up to but I say take it as a challenge fellow ninjas and go with it.

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May 202010
 

I am not a dog person for one simple reason, poop.  You may or may not be aware of this  but apparently dogs poop every day and, if the mood strikes them, twice and even three times a day.  As a Comics Ninja, I am obviously a cat person. What with the ability to sneak about, jump like a kangaroo and lick oneself what’s not to like.  And, when I say lick oneself, I don’t mean in the half hearted dog sense but in the sense of the full feline embrace of the activity.  Anyway, all of this went out the window when I began co-habitating with two canines shortly after getting married.

Both dogs, Roger and Nancy, are good natured and pleasant enough but they pegged me right off as only lukewarm on the whole arrangement and thus became my inseparable shadows for antagonistic purposes.  As of this writing, I am the full time feeder, walker and best of all, potty time guy for my canine posse.  

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May 092010
 

 Can you believe it Ninja Clan, it’s been 30 years since The Empire Strikes Back hit the screens of our local movie theaters.  The sequel to Star Wars, which was finally released in the summer of 1980,  not only surpassed it’s predecessor in box-office receipts but in the Ninja’s opinion managed to actually be the best of the trilogy, climaxing with one of the biggest and most shocking plot twists in film history.

Star Wars Empire Strikes Back comic book

 Star Wars Empire Strikes Back

I can still remember sitting in the dark theater with my friends and having the magic of Hoth and the ensuing battle wash over us only to be followed by the awesome  introduction of Yoda and finally the great reveal by Darth Vader leaving many of us gasping audibly.  In honor of the special anniversary, members of the Ninja Clan will be meeting in the Basement of Mystery for a viewing of Empire, can’t wait and we encourage the rest of the Ninja Nation to get together and do the same in their lairs.

A quick plot summary: Three years after the destruction of the Death Star, Imperial forces continued to pursue the Rebels.  After the Rebellion’s defeat on the ice planet Hoth, Luke journeyed to the planet Dagobah to train with Jedi Master Yoda, who had lived in hiding since the fall of the Republic.  In an attempt to convert Luke to the dark side, Darth Vader lured young Skywalker into a trap in the Cloud City of Bespin.  In the midst of a fierce lightsaber duel with the Sith Lord, Luke faced the startling revelation that the evil Vader wass in fact his father, Anakin Skywalker.

I’ll probably be getting out some of my Star Wars memorabilia for the viewing in our lair.  I know we all have our own special Star Wars talismans and the Ninja was no different.  After Empire came out I was given a rubber Yoda hand puppet for Christmas.  I loved the puppet but sadly lost it to a flood in the basement years later.  To my surprise a quick search around the net turned up pictures of the puppet in no time.

Star wars miniatures

Now, what I do still have is the comic book adaptation of Empire.  I pulled them out of the long boxes and placed copies of the covers below.  The adaptation started with issue #39 of the Marvel Star Wars series and ran through issue #44.  If you haven’t read them, pick them up they are surprisingly rich and add to the lore of the movie.  See below for the covers.

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